#Hipness and #Multiculturalism

I am not a really hip dude anymore.  I  must hand it to the politically liberal factions of the world that they have being "hip" pretty much sown up.  There is no doubt that when it comes down to being hip they own it.  I mean the conservatives have always been and are totally square man.  When ever they try to come off as "hip" they end up just looking like posers.  It's quite pathetic actually.

Now that we have elected a black president and are on board with gay marriage the world is becoming a much more hip place.  Gay marriage I think is okay. It really is.  I think people are more concerned about it when it comes to money.   Meaning that I can now put my friend on my insurance and so on and so forth.  I mean that is only my guess as to why anybody would really object other than if they are mentally handicapped due to religion - but I digress.

Other hip things might be the Affordable Health Care act.  I think one of the most hippest things was when #Bill_Maher called #Sarah_Palin a #cunt on national TV!  So #hip man!!! I mean he is one hip motherfucker what woman would not want to be called a cunt by Bill -that hip motherfucker- Maher. I mean all the women I know love to hear that word and thought that had to be one of the hippest things they'd ever experienced - as oppose to say, Rush Limbaugh calling some chic a "slut" on the radio.  I mean imagine that, "slut"  that was just heinous.  It's #Bill_Maher, #cunt, on the TV all the way baby!!!

But one of the most hippest things is multiculturalism.  For instance, take the Pakistani men in Rotherham England.  Now these guys are good #Muslim #Islamic dudes doin' what good Muslim/Islamic dudes do which is rape young children.  I mean, as John Candy said in Stripes, "It's regulation."   They were in Italy and the guy that had the top bunk had to make the bottom bunk guy's bed:

Dewey Oxberger:  What are you doing?  No, no... get off.  Get off.  See... you gotta make my bunk.  See, we're in Italy.  The guy on the top bunk, he's gotta make the guy on the bottom's bunk... he's gotta make his bed, all the time.  See, it's in the regulations.  See, if we were in Germany, I'd have to make yours.  But we're in Italy, so you gotta make mine.  [shrugs his shoulders] Regulations.

Same reasoning here. It's simply their culture to rape little children and so on and so forth.

Now, see, I am a parent.  I think for a lot of good and true dutiful liberal "doo bees" (DLDB's) it is important to honor others' cultures.  Hell, I don't know maybe the DLDB's offer their children to go get raped and fucked up the ass.  I mean just think of those wonderful nostalgic memories little Susie will have looking back 30 years from now. . .  "Boy, Mohammad had a really big dick. It kind of hurt and made me bleed. . . And when he defecated. . uh I mean shit and pissed on my face that was. . . well. ."

However, I am guessing and man I am really shootin' from the hip on this one. (uh, . . . I said "hip") that it's probably not that great of an experience for a. . .  well anybody really.  Although there are adults that get into this kind of thing.  So, yeah, we don't want to offend the Pakistani Muslims because well it's just not hip.

I am so totally not hip here.  You guys, yeah well you have that happen to your children.  Of course I know a lot of you guys don't have children and could give a fuck less about other peoples children - "Hey, their young, they'll get over it." But for me, I do not want that happening to my kids.

What is really going on here is that these guys are mentally fucked in the head and they are probably acting out the same horrors that were done to them.  They could, but maybe not, be using religion to sanctify such acts.  Are these behaviors tenets of Islam?  I don't know.  The deal is, is that these guys were allowed to do this because people were afraid of not being viewed as tolerant or maybe they were afraid of being viewed as "racist." who the fuck knows.  The fact is, is that it was "NOT COOL" to make the allegations about these men which were later proven true for 13 years and 1400 children.  I hope that one day, especially for the children of the hipsters, that the raping of children becomes un-hip.  I think I will just be happy not being hip.  I think my kids will appreciate that.

He looked at the pages this morning.  He was surprised at what happened or rather what did not happen.  Actually he was shocked.  The pictures did absolutely nothing for him.  The first ones he saw were just thumbs of naked women.  He opened one of them up.  She had a cute face he thought but the rest of her features were average from the man's point of view.  As he looked at her he realized he could have been looking at a picture of a plant, say, a tree or a mountain.  There was nothing there; no excitement, no tingly sensation in the groin; nothing.

What came out of his entire being at that moment was, "Yeah, . . . So?"  He went back to the thumbs and saw more action oriented images. They did nothing for him.  It did not interest him in the slightest so much so that there was no compulsion to investigate the matter further.  He closed the browser and that was it.

A couple of hours later he went back.  He then noticed the pang of excitement, he noticed a shortness of breath and increased heart rate and yes the slight tingle in the groin. It was there. It may have been gone this morning but now it was back. How disappointing.