Ordered stuff on line. The "stuff" I am referring to is of an adult nature. It came in Friday as I was writing the last post. It is the only thing I have received from UPS where I tracked it so closely that I got home just after the package was dropped off. Immediately I started opening all the stuff up (two packages) and as I was doing that Mary Anne walked in and caught me in a rather compromised position. I wasn't "in the act" of anything but I was getting kind of close. I can't fucking believe I am writing this down.
She saw me half naked but I am not sure she had a grasp as to what was actually going on. I told her that I was just doing laundry and trying to get ALL my cloths in. I quickly put shorts on and cleared all my stuff off the table which she did not appear to inspect to closely. I then ran it all into the bathroom.
One of the things I left out on the kitchen counter was a thing for. uh. . . for. uh. . cleaning personal parts of ones body. You got it or do I need to spell it out for you? If I have to spell it out for you I am afraid you are out of luck.
I don't know what is going on with me. I know that other people go through this exact same thing.
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